Patron Troll Calculator

Homestuck Patron Troll Calculator

Discover which Alternian troll is destined to be your patron based on your birth date.

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What is a Patron Troll?

In the expansive universe of the webcomic Homestuck, a Patron Troll is the Alternian troll whose zodiac sign corresponds to your own Earthly astrological sign. These trolls represent various castes in the hemospectrum, each possessing unique personality traits, powers, and typographies.

How the Calculation Works

This calculator maps the traditional Western Zodiac dates to the twelve main trolls introduced in the Hivebent arc. By inputting your birth month and day, the logic determines which astrological sign you fall under and identifies the specific troll associated with that sign.

The Trolls and Their Signs

  • Aradia Megido (Aries): The Maid of Time, associated with rust blood and ghosts.
  • Tavros Nitram (Taurus): The Page of Breath, associated with bronze blood and animal communion.
  • Sollux Captor (Gemini): The Mage of Doom, associated with gold blood and psionics.
  • Karkat Vantas (Cancer): The Knight of Blood, associated with candy-red blood and leadership.
  • Nepeta Leijon (Leo): The Rogue of Heart, associated with olive blood and shipping.
  • Kanaya Maryam (Virgo): The Sylph of Space, associated with jade blood and fashion.
  • Terezi Pyrope (Libra): The Seer of Mind, associated with teal blood and justice.
  • Vriska Serket (Scorpio): The Thief of Light, associated with cerulean blood and luck.
  • Equius Zahhak (Sagittarius): The Heir of Void, associated with indigo blood and strength.
  • Gamzee Makara (Capricorn): The Bard of Rage, associated with purple blood and miracles.
  • Eridan Ampora (Aquarius): The Prince of Hope, associated with violet blood and royalty.
  • Feferi Peixes (Pisces): The Witch of Life, associated with fuchsia blood and the undersea.

Example Calculation

If you were born on August 15th, you fall under the Leo sign. This makes your Patron Troll Nepeta Leijon. She is the Rogue of Heart and her blood color is Olive.

function calculatePatronTroll() { var month = parseInt(document.getElementById('birthMonth').value); var day = parseInt(document.getElementById('birthDay').value); var resultDiv = document.getElementById('patronResult'); if (isNaN(day) || day 31) { alert("Please enter a valid day between 1 and 31."); return; } // Check for specific month limits if ((month == 4 || month == 6 || month == 9 || month == 11) && day > 30) { alert("This month only has 30 days."); return; } if (month == 2 && day > 29) { alert("February only has 28 or 29 days."); return; } var troll = ""; var sign = ""; var blood = ""; var colorCode = ""; var title = ""; if ((month == 3 && day >= 21) || (month == 4 && day = 20) || (month == 5 && day = 21) || (month == 6 && day = 21) || (month == 7 && day = 23) || (month == 8 && day = 23) || (month == 9 && day = 23) || (month == 10 && day = 23) || (month == 11 && day = 22) || (month == 12 && day = 22) || (month == 1 && day = 20) || (month == 2 && day = 19) || (month == 3 && day <= 20)) { troll = "Feferi Peixes"; sign = "Pisces"; blood = "Fuchsia"; colorCode = "#99004d"; title = "Witch of Life"; } resultDiv.style.display = "block"; resultDiv.style.borderColor = colorCode; resultDiv.innerHTML = '

Your Patron Troll: ' + troll + '

' + 'Zodiac Sign: ' + sign + " + 'Title: ' + title + " + 'Blood Color: ' + blood + '' + '"This troll is now your guide through the session. Use their traits wisely."'; }

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