Charcuterie Calculator

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Charcuterie Board Planner

Calculate exactly how much meat, cheese, and sides you need for your event.

Appetizer (Pre-dinner snack) Full Meal (Charcuterie Dinner)
Standard Light Grazers Heavy Eaters

Estimated Requirements

Total Cheese:
Total Cured Meats:
Crackers/Bread:
Fruit & Nuts:
Variety Suggested:

The Art of Planning a Charcuterie Board

Hosting a gathering involves many moving parts, but the food shouldn't be a source of stress. A well-balanced charcuterie board is the perfect centerpiece for any event, from an intimate date night to a large holiday party. The key to a successful board is variety and portion control.

How Much Food Do You Actually Need?

A common mistake is over-buying, leading to waste, or under-buying, leaving guests hungry. Our calculator uses industry-standard ratios to ensure your platter is perfectly sized:

  • Appetizer Portions: Aim for 2-3 ounces of meat and 2-3 ounces of cheese per person. This keeps guests satisfied without spoiling their appetite for a main course.
  • Full Meal Portions: If the board is the star of the show, double those numbers. Aim for 5-6 ounces of meat and cheese combined per person.
Example Calculation: For a party of 12 guests served as an appetizer with "Standard" hunger levels, you would need approximately 1.5 lbs of cheese and 1.5 lbs of meat, complemented by about 3-4 boxes of crackers and 2 cups of nuts or dried fruit.

Choosing the Right Ingredients

To create a professional-looking board, focus on the "Rule of Three":

  • The Cheeses: Select one soft (Brie or Camembert), one semi-hard (Manchego or Gouda), and one hard/aged cheese (Aged Cheddar or Parmigiano-Reggiano).
  • The Meats: Include a mix of textures. Prosciutto (thin/salty), Salami (firm/spiced), and perhaps a pâté or summer sausage.
  • The Texture: Always include something crunchy (nuts/crackers), something sweet (grapes/honey), and something briny (olives/cornichons).

Professional Styling Tips

Start by placing your small bowls (for jams or olives) on the board first. These act as anchors. Next, place your cheeses, then fold or fan your meats around them. Finally, fill in the "rivers" and gaps with crackers, fruits, and herbs like rosemary for a lush, overflowing look.

function calculateCharcuterie() { var guests = parseFloat(document.getElementById('guestCount').value); var servingType = document.getElementById('servingType').value; var hunger = parseFloat(document.getElementById('hungerLevel').value); var resultsDiv = document.getElementById('results'); if (isNaN(guests) || guests = 16) ? (totalMeatOz / 16).toFixed(1) + " lbs" : totalMeatOz.toFixed(0) + " oz"; var cheeseDisplay = (totalCheeseOz >= 16) ? (totalCheeseOz / 16).toFixed(1) + " lbs" : totalCheeseOz.toFixed(0) + " oz"; // Accoutrements logic var crackersCount = Math.ceil(guests * 0.3 * hunger); // Approx boxes/sleeves var fruitVolume = (guests * 0.25 * hunger).toFixed(1); // Cups // Variety Logic var varietyCount = "3 meats, 3 cheeses"; if (guests > 15) varietyCount = "5 meats, 5 cheeses"; if (guests < 5) varietyCount = "2 meats, 2 cheeses"; document.getElementById('meatResult').innerText = meatDisplay; document.getElementById('cheeseResult').innerText = cheeseDisplay; document.getElementById('breadResult').innerText = crackersCount + "-pack(s) of Crackers/Baguettes"; document.getElementById('fruitResult').innerText = fruitVolume + " cups of Fruit/Nuts/Olives"; document.getElementById('varietyResult').innerText = varietyCount; resultsDiv.style.display = 'block'; }

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